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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4600 on: May 14, 2026, 09:05:53 AM »
so he does this home gym tour
2 things
1. Hes absolutely out of breath, walking around his garage. Wtf?
2. He has such a feminine voice. Soounds like someone transitioning to female taking female hormones

oh also, the massive lolol that he got a heavy bag and speed bag after Ro and I made vids cause his fragile ego needs to prove he is better at it (which he obviously isnt)



reminicent of uncle junior with the "omm" every other word...

imagine having to post a video because someone on a forum said he doesnt ever work out

Notice how hes never posted a full workout video doing sets and reps.. he cant because hes never done more than 5 minutes in that gym at one go

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4601 on: May 14, 2026, 09:44:50 AM »
Lol at him not knowing how to use a reverse hyper -

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Simplest thing ever.
Not if you`re a simpleton. ;D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4602 on: May 14, 2026, 09:52:45 AM »
He has no clue that the reverse hyper machine is one of the best pieces that he owns.   :(

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4603 on: May 14, 2026, 10:01:40 AM »
That Westside-Rogue reverse hyper looks too unstable.
Would not buy.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4604 on: May 14, 2026, 10:35:25 AM »
That Westside-Rogue reverse hyper looks too unstable.
Would not buy.
We had a "Power Lift" model/company in my old gym..................... .I went from a 25 pound plate to around 90 pounds for perfect controlled reps, and rehabbed my lower back, as well as making my posterior chain insanely powerful by comparison.

I have 3 bulging discs but it still helped immensely even if i was the placebo effect but I discounted that as my pain had subsided and was then gone.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4605 on: May 14, 2026, 12:10:53 PM »
hahahaha this retard provides more laughs every day

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4606 on: May 14, 2026, 12:48:09 PM »
He can't help it.

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Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD) is a mental health condition characterized by a long-term pattern of grandiosity, an excessive need for admiration, and a lack of empathy for others. Individuals with NPD often possess a fragile self-esteem, masking deep insecurity with arrogance, entitlement, and exploitative behavior.Key Symptoms and CharacteristicsAs outlined in the DSM-5-TR, a diagnosis involves a persistent pattern (beginning by early adulthood) of at least five characteristics, including a grandiose sense of self-importance, a need for excessive admiration, a sense of entitlement, exploitative behavior, lack of empathy, and arrogance.Types of NPDNPD generally presents in two forms, which can alternate:Grandiose ("Thick-skinned"): Characterized by arrogance and social dominance.Vulnerable ("Thin-skinned"): Characterized by hypersensitivity and insecurity.Causes and Risk FactorsWhile the exact cause is not fully understood, experts believe it stems from an interaction between genetic, neurobiological, and environmental influences, including early life experiences.
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4607 on: May 14, 2026, 01:00:17 PM »
Bhanks is insecure about moving to a dangerous town where his house no longer has a swimming pool.

Without any pool pics he needs some other gimmick to pretend like he makes up for it.

Josh saying he sounds like an out of breath tranny is pretty funny BTW.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4608 on: May 14, 2026, 01:08:18 PM »
Bhanks is insecure about moving to a dangerous town where his house no longer has a swimming pool.

Without any pool pics he needs some other gimmick to pretend like he makes up for it.

Josh saying he sounds like an out of breath tranny is pretty funny BTW.

I just cant get over it, suchhh a feminine voice. If a person went by voice alone you would think its a super fat very gay man because of the tone and being out of breath. Its wild

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4609 on: May 14, 2026, 01:38:36 PM »
I just cant get over it, suchhh a feminine voice. If a person went by voice alone you would think its a super fat very gay man because of the tone and being out of breath. Its wild

The first minute or two he sounds normal. But then as he takes a few steps. You can just hear him huffing and puffing for breath. Lol what a fucking idiot.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4610 on: May 14, 2026, 01:44:23 PM »
The first minute or two he sounds normal. But then as he takes a few steps. You can just hear him huffing and puffing for breath. Lol what a fucking idiot.


Wonder if CPS paid him a visit

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4611 on: May 14, 2026, 01:44:52 PM »
I like that cable machine he’s got

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4612 on: May 14, 2026, 01:47:25 PM »
I like that cable machine he’s got
brian reading this

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4613 on: May 14, 2026, 02:00:56 PM »

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4614 on: May 14, 2026, 02:09:41 PM »
brian reading this


100%, and rocket saying he squats better
things that shouldnt happen on this site. Some people just fail to see hes a woman beating, child abusing piece of shit human being who should never be given credit for a single thing as it just ramps up his narcissism

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4615 on: May 14, 2026, 03:01:09 PM »
I’m a little concerned about his warmup weights with the titanium knees. I hope he’s at least doing 5-10 minutes of cardio to get his core temperature up prior to lifting. Even 135 on bench isn’t a wise move with an already torn pec. Flat benching in itself is shit.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4616 on: May 14, 2026, 03:18:21 PM »
I’m a little concerned about his warmup weights with the titanium knees. I hope he’s at least doing 5-10 minutes of cardio to get his core temperature up prior to lifting. Even 135 on bench isn’t a wise move with an already torn pec. Flat benching in itself is shit.
Shhhh,don`t educate him.......let him FAFO !!  :D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4617 on: May 14, 2026, 05:29:41 PM »
I’m a little concerned about his warmup weights with the titanium knees. I hope he’s at least doing 5-10 minutes of cardio to get his core temperature up prior to lifting. Even 135 on bench isn’t a wise move with an already torn pec. Flat benching in itself is shit.

Actually with titanium knees all he needs to warm up is 45 seconds with a blow dryer set on medium heat held 7-9 inches from his knees. The skin over the knee area is so thin and delicate they will heat up instantly and be at full working capacity.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4618 on: May 14, 2026, 07:44:01 PM »
The first minute or two he sounds normal. But then as he takes a few steps. You can just hear him huffing and puffing for breath. Lol what a fucking idiot.
He was weezing pretty quickly there. I doubt he can make it up a flight of stairs and still speak.
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4619 on: May 14, 2026, 07:47:09 PM »
We had a "Power Lift" model/company in my old gym..................... .I went from a 25 pound plate to around 90 pounds for perfect controlled reps, and rehabbed my lower back, as well as making my posterior chain insanely powerful by comparison.

I have 3 bulging discs but it still helped immensely even if i was the placebo effect but I discounted that as my pain had subsided and was then gone.

Pain free, non placebo, insanely powerful, posterior chain of peace.

Link to your OnlyFans site?    ;D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4620 on: May 14, 2026, 11:55:08 PM »
Pain free, non placebo, insanely powerful, posterior chain of peace.

Link to your OnlyFans site?    ;D
I might just start an OF page.....been thinking about it for some time now!!!!!!!!!!!!1! LOL    ;D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4621 on: May 15, 2026, 06:21:02 AM »
Hankins came to me in a dream last night.  He was being chased by one of the posters here pushing a hand powered push lawn mower.  Apparently Hankins had taken up jogging by this guy's house daily and the guy ran out of his garage chasing Hankins down the street pushing the mower hoping that would finally drive him off.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4622 on: May 15, 2026, 06:53:49 AM »

Hank The Feeder -

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4623 on: May 15, 2026, 06:55:02 AM »
Hankins came to me in a dream last night.  He was being chased by one of the posters here pushing a hand powered push lawn mower.  Apparently Hankins had taken up jogging by this guy's house daily and the guy ran out of his garage chasing Hankins down the street pushing the mower hoping that would finally drive him off.

He is only a trike rider and not a runner though.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4624 on: May 15, 2026, 07:31:46 AM »
Now that he’s got the heavy bag and speed bag, he’ll soon start the roadwork for his MMA comeback v Clegg on Netflix next year.