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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #4825 on: May 13, 2018, 07:15:12 PM »
Ezekiel bread???

Was Ezekiel bread the secret to Jay's success?



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Ezekiel 4:9-15

9 “Take wheat and barley, beans and lentils, millet and spelt; put them in a storage jar and use them to make bread for yourself. You are to eat it during the 390 days you lie on your side. 10 Weigh out twenty shekels of food to eat each day and eat it at set times. 11 Also measure out a sixth of a hin of water and drink it at set times. 12 Eat the food as you would a loaf of barley bread; bake it in the sight of the people, using human excrement for fuel.” 13 The Lord said, “In this way the people of Israel will eat defiled food among the nations where I will drive them.”

14 Then I said, “Not so, Sovereign Lord! I have never defiled myself. From my youth until now I have never eaten anything found dead or torn by wild animals. No impure meat has ever entered my mouth.”

15 “Very well,” he said, “I will let you bake your bread over cow dung instead of human excrement.


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« Reply #4826 on: May 20, 2018, 11:58:24 AM »
Pipe down. Your bicep supination machine is worthless.


What a nasty prick you are.  Ignorant as well. At the moment I am keeping it for my personal use.

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« Reply #4828 on: May 20, 2018, 07:09:48 PM »
A cock drinker as well

Sucker is the word I think you are looking for.  ;D

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« Reply #4829 on: May 20, 2018, 10:39:36 PM »
Sucker is the word I think you are looking for.  ;D

I'm sure you're familiar with at least 100 cock tricks :D

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« Reply #4830 on: May 21, 2018, 06:52:29 AM »


Hehe! This fucker is crazy (big lenny)!

I heard he drnks piss and fucks a tranny in his new scandalous sextape?

Can anyone fill in? I cant watch that stuff. I already have nightmares...
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« Reply #4831 on: May 21, 2018, 03:55:42 PM »
Depends...may use Sam's Club depending on installation cost.  Don't need a large space but I still have to maintain sales receipts and invoices for my business along with other paperwork,  Still raining so I can't stain the deck but put down some red rubber mulch in between the walkway and deck to keep weeds from growing.


Oh, im sure the fema trailer is just bursting at the seams with all those business records.

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« Reply #4832 on: May 21, 2018, 07:17:39 PM »
I'm sure you're familiar with at least 100 cock tricks :D

At least.

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« Reply #4833 on: May 23, 2018, 01:00:24 AM »
in the early 2000's i had a part time bartending job at a country club, mostly working weddings and private parties on the weekend

the manager was a late 50's fat lady, would go out of her way to grope my arms and shoulders and then one day she complained to me that i never went into her office just to chat with her about life

i was taken aback by this question, i said i don't know i just come in to do my job... after that i always got a major attitude from her, any question i asked was a bad question and before that she was nothing but friendly, luckily she was fired shortly after for failing a drug test


the worst experience was a 17 year old girl that kept flirting with me, the first thing she ever said to me was "you wanna wrestle me", then she told me a few times that i'm cute and she groped my butt with both hands in front of coworkers

i ignored these things, i would be lying if i said i wasn't flattered to be getting interest from a girl 15 years younger but i wasn't going for a high school girl, over time her flirting became more insulting saying there must be something wrong with me to not be married, she liked to criticize my eye brows too which was annoying, and then she really crossed the line when she randomly came behind me and put a fork in my ass and said i look like a pedophile

the fork didn't penetrate my anus it went in between my butt cheeks, easily the most shocking experience of my life

i wanted to kill her, she made the pedophile comment in front of a female manager, i immediately went to HR who was female and reported everything that happened, all she did was tell her to stay away from me which she did


they pretty much acted like i was a big baby about it, other females that worked there heard about it thought the pedophile comment was horrible but they laughed about the fork incident, i said what if a guy did that to you and they said "oh that would be different" ::)

if i did any of that to her i would've been fired no questions asked and been labeled a "monster", every time i hear about a man hitting a woman i always assume she acted just like her

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #4834 on: May 23, 2018, 04:44:03 AM »
Earl... jesus.. I don't even know what to say  :-\

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« Reply #4835 on: May 24, 2018, 12:54:15 PM »
Re: Earl and the fork incident

Fork Bitch should have been fired! This is how I imagine that unfortunate event:





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« Reply #4836 on: May 24, 2018, 01:11:49 PM »
Hehe! This fucker is crazy (big lenny)!

I heard he drnks piss and fucks a tranny in his new scandalous sextape?

Can anyone fill in? I cant watch that stuff. I already have nightmares...

Not quite - yes he drinks her p1ss but doesn't f**k her.

He does however blow her and give her a thorough rimming...

And all very enthusiastically I must say..

#teamlenny
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« Reply #4837 on: May 24, 2018, 01:43:42 PM »
Not quite - yes he drinks her p1ss but doesn't f**k her.

He does however blow her and give her a thorough rimming...

And all very enthusiastically I must say..

#teamlenny

you clearly lie about having an internetfilter if you are able to watch that crazyness

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« Reply #4838 on: May 25, 2018, 04:45:41 PM »
you clearly lie about having an internetfilter if you are able to watch that crazyness

Ted, stop being so mean or you'll make me cry... :-*

I would only be lying if I said i never turned the filter off now and again - just for GetBig research purposes, you understand...  ;)




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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #4839 on: May 27, 2018, 04:49:55 AM »
Not quite - yes he drinks her p1ss but doesn't f**k her.

He does however blow her and give her a thorough rimming...

And all very enthusiastically I must say..

#teamlenny


 :o  each to their own

I wouldn’t & couldn’t willingly watch such a video.

Far to much detail in that description.

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« Reply #4840 on: May 27, 2018, 05:03:15 AM »
Ted, stop being so mean or you'll make me cry... :-*

I would only be lying if I said i never turned the filter off now and again - just for GetBig research purposes, you understand...  ;)




 ;D

I do understand all to well.
Just looking out for your mental health brother.
when was your last confession btw?

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« Reply #4841 on: May 27, 2018, 05:11:34 AM »
I do understand all to well.
Just looking out for your mental health brother.
when was your last confession btw?

You're either trolling or aren't paying much attention :D

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« Reply #4842 on: May 27, 2018, 05:42:07 AM »
You're either trolling or aren't paying much attention :D

taffin is a priest lol?

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« Reply #4843 on: May 27, 2018, 05:50:41 AM »
taffin is a priest lol?

No, he's a schmoe saint

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« Reply #4844 on: May 27, 2018, 06:20:18 AM »

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« Reply #4845 on: June 03, 2018, 06:33:25 AM »
I can understand Basile being a touch bitter as he attempts to sleep at night amid a chorus of forklift engines and clattering of racks being loaded and unloaded from the night shift squad in the warehouse that is now his home, but Basile needs to accept that his present life and living arrangements is in no way the fault of goodrum, Arnold or Ronnie, the blame for his own shortcomings lies firmly with himself.

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« Reply #4846 on: June 03, 2018, 10:43:37 AM »
You are a failure in life Vince Basile and its time you accepted it.   You had your opportunity to become an IFBB pro but you never had it in you to truly pursue.   Honestly, I've never said this because I felt that it would go to your head but I thought you could have won the Mr Universe based on your past physique.   But for some reason, you simply just didn't go the extra mile......

You made your bed in your warehouse....now you have to sleep in it.

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« Reply #4847 on: June 03, 2018, 10:19:00 PM »
taffin is a priest lol?

No, he's a schmoe saint

 :D LOL only just saw this and am flattered by both descriptions thanks.

The truth though?  It's 80:20.

I'll leave you to decide which way round....   ;)
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« Reply #4848 on: June 04, 2018, 04:31:39 AM »
Progressively lower your standards as the night wears on, if your still haven’t pulled and the nightclub is nearing closing time and only the dregs are left inside then the standards should be pretty low, if you are still alone after closing while in que for the pizza shop then you are in no position to refuse any chance of sex, even if she’s so fat the taxi has to tow her back to your house on a plant trailer

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« Reply #4849 on: June 07, 2018, 10:23:44 AM »
Shocking new study on bodybuilders who own Pit Bulls.

Wow! I don't know how to feel about this. I'm actually quite annoyed. Surely this must be bullshit? I won't paste the entire study as it is over one hundred pages long, but I'll paste the key points. Apparently, scientific findings reveal that the prevalence of Pit Bull ownership in the bodybuilding community is linked to paraphilic disorders. In layman's terms - bodybuilders want to have sex with their dogs.  :-X

(The American Journal of Psychology, vol. 130, no. 2)

Abstract

Bodybuilding dysmorphic disorder (BDD) is a relatively common and disabling psychiatric disorder characterised by excessive and persistent preoccupation with perceived defects or flaws in one's appearance, which are unnoticeable to others, and associated with repetitive, harmful behaviours (e.g. exogenous hormone abuse). The disorder generally starts in adolescence, but often goes unnoticed and is severely underdiagnosed. Left untreated, BDD typically persists and causes marked functional impairment in multiple domains. However, little is known about the link between a pathological preoccupation with muscularity and the predilection for Pit Bull ownership. With the aid of MRI and penile plethysmography, the aim of the present study was to explore the psychological underpinnings of men with BDD who also owned Pit Bull Terriers. To our knowledge, this topic has not previously been examined. We hypothesized that men who had muscle dysmorphia would also have higher rates of Pit Bull ownership and a desire to interact sexually with their pets. Comparisons of demographic characteristics, social and occupational impairment, and measures of psychopathology were made, but differences were not expected.

 
Participants

Participants were 467 men, all meeting DSM-IV criteria for lifetime BDD, who were also current or former owners of Pit Bull Terriers. All data in this report are from this study’s intake interview. All participants were required to be 21 years or older and available for an in-person interview. Participants were recruited from mental health professionals (46%), advertisements (38%), our program website and brochures (10%), subject friends and relatives (3%), and non-psychiatrist physicians (2%). The study was approved by the hospital Institutional Review Board, and all participants signed statements of informed consent.


Procedures

Penile plethysmography measures minute changes in erectile responses. The procedure involves placing a pressure-sensitive device around a man's penis and presenting him with an array of sexually stimulating images, to determine his level of sexual attraction. Participants in this test were subject to penile plethysmography using a circumferential transducer in order to measure their level of sexual arousal when presented with various images featuring Pit Bull Terriers. In this study, one hundred percent of the sample displayed significant sexual arousal. This was characterised by a marked increase of sexual arousal in response to paraphilic (Pit Bull) stimuli and a significant decrease of sexual arousal in response to nonparaphilic (naked women) stimuli.
 
Infrared thermographic and functional magnetic resonance imaging were also used to measure sexual arousal. Participants viewed documentary and movie clips featuring Pit Bull Terriers while genital temperature was continuously measured using infrared thermal imaging. Participants also continuously evaluated changes in their subjective arousal and answered discrete questions about liking the movies and wanting sexual stimulation. Brain activity, indicated by blood oxygen level-dependent (BOLD) response, was measured using functional magnetic resonance imaging. BOLD activity in a number of brain regions was correlated with changes in genital temperature in participants. Activation appeared to be surprisingly extensive, including the anterior and posterior cingulate cortex, right cerebellum, insula, frontal operculum, and paracingulate gyrus. Examination of the strength of the correlation between BOLD response and genital temperature showed that participants had a stronger brain-genital relation compared with other men in a number of regions.

 
Conclusions

Pit Bull owners with muscle dysmorphia had poorer scores than comparison men on all quality-of-life measures, with two of four measures (the Q-LES-Q and SF-36 Mental Health subscale) reaching statistical significance, with large effect sizes. Pit Bull owners with muscle dysmorphia were also significantly more likely to form sexual relationships with their non-human companions. As hypothesized, men with muscle dysmorphia were significantly more likely to have abused anabolic-androgenic steroids - but unexpectedly, we found that they also exhibited a significantly higher lifetime prevalence of substance use disorders. Also as predicted, Pit Bull ownership in the bodybuilding community is evidently a form of paraphilia - a condition in which a person's sexual arousal and gratification depend on fantasising about and engaging in sexual behavior that is atypical and extreme. Other factors, such as abnormalities in male sexual hormones or the brain chemical serotonin, have not been conclusively proven as factors in the development of paraphilias, though it has been suggested that the use of exogenous hormones may exacerbate their development.

Evidence suggests that the causes of Pit Bull paraphilia are linked to feelings of shame over perceived appearance flaws, and a desire to mask effeminate mannerisms by projecting hypermasculine traits such as physical strength and aggression. The Pit Bull Terrier - an exemplar of such traits - therefore generates a strong sexual response from individuals suffering from BDD, causing them to inadvertently drop their outward persona and fall back into their natural,  “feminine” role of caregiver.