Author Topic: Schmoe'in - They see me schmoe'in they hatin... (Read 507888 times)

falco · « **Reply #1000 on:** October 19, 2018, 07:43:40 AM »

Does the muscle guy really reports whenever Jay takes a shit?

Primemuscle · « **Reply #1001 on:** October 19, 2018, 12:53:49 PM »

Reminds me of when you realize too late that the toilet paper roll is empty and you go to get a full one out of the cupboard..

6 Reps · « **Reply #1002 on:** October 20, 2018, 07:42:21 AM »

Lol!

Bodybuilder dropped his shorts; now down to his underwear!

Schmoe has his arm around his back!

6 Reps · « **Reply #1003 on:** October 20, 2018, 07:48:00 AM »

Schmoe’in is timeless.

Steve Reeves here, with schmoe on his knee in front, and second schmoe standing on a box.

Derrick Rigg · « **Reply #1004 on:** October 21, 2018, 10:35:31 AM »

Steve Reeves has some skinny ass quads.

So, if a guy dresses up like caveman or a gladiator, are we schmoe material?

Let me know. Had to wear those costumes. Rather liked working as gladiator. Didn't mind the look at all.

People expected tall bodybuilder for gladiator. Not a 5'6" short plug.

Primemuscle · « **Reply #1005 on:** October 21, 2018, 11:17:16 AM »

Quote from: Derrick Rigg on October 21, 2018, 10:35:31 AM

Steve Reeves has some skinny ass quads.

So, if a guy dresses up like caveman or a gladiator, are we schmoe material?

Let me know. Had to wear those costumes. Rather liked working as gladiator. Didn't mind the look at all.

People expected tall bodybuilder for gladiator. Not a 5'6" short plug.

Guaranteed schmoe material:

HTexan · « **Reply #1006 on:** October 22, 2018, 01:04:25 PM »

His poor wife $:-\$

Derrick Rigg · « **Reply #1007 on:** October 22, 2018, 05:02:46 PM »

damn, that is pretty sad. Dude needs to work on that.

tres_taco_combo · « **Reply #1008 on:** October 23, 2018, 10:44:31 PM »

Quote from: Primemuscle on October 19, 2018, 12:53:49 PM

Reminds me of when you realize too late that the toilet paper roll is empty and you go to get a full one out of the cupboard..

lol!

the pants around the ankles look is so schmoe tastic = haha

6 Reps · « **Reply #1009 on:** October 31, 2018, 07:44:29 PM »

Clearly some type of audition; but not for a woman boss!!

IronMeister · « **Reply #1010 on:** November 01, 2018, 05:00:20 AM »

Derrick Rigg · « **Reply #1011 on:** November 02, 2018, 04:50:34 PM »

Whose the skinny blond guy?

Taffin · « **Reply #1012 on:** November 04, 2018, 04:09:55 AM »

I don't recognise him, but at a guess he's a European Gym (Chain?) owner, as they all have that "this guy can help out my career" face on them LOL

6 Reps · « **Reply #1013 on:** November 09, 2018, 06:37:00 PM »

Quote from: Derrick Rigg on October 21, 2018, 10:35:31 AM

Steve Reeves has some skinny ass quads.

So, if a guy dresses up like caveman or a gladiator, are we schmoe material?

Let me know. Had to wear those costumes. Rather liked working as gladiator. Didn't mind the look at all.

People expected tall bodybuilder for gladiator. Not a 5'6" short plug.

Um... check with 1982 Mr. Olympia Chris Dickerson:

6 Reps · « **Reply #1014 on:** November 09, 2018, 06:40:58 PM »

Quote from: 6 Reps on October 11, 2018, 06:53:42 PM

Rightly or wrongly, whenever I see a sheikh I automatically think: schmoe.

Sorry, but I still think that way; if there are any sheiks on this board maybe they could set me “straight:”

Fortress · « **Reply #1015 on:** November 09, 2018, 06:54:39 PM »

Quote from: 6 Reps on November 09, 2018, 06:37:00 PM

Um... check with 1982 Mr. Olympia Chris Dickerson:

As much as I dislike Heath, purely as a bodybuilder, Dickerson is the absolute worst Mr. Olympia winner. Decades later and I still don’t get it. Looks like shit in every and any photograph.

One year I was in attendance at an O and Chris sashayed out and began singing opera. I swear, I just wanted to self-immolate right then and there. Polesmoking flamethrower in a tuxedo bellowing. Just dreadful. First few rows getting pelted with gobs of manbatter blowing out his carkgobbler.

hardgainerj · « **Reply #1016 on:** November 10, 2018, 08:21:59 PM »

Quote from: Fortress on November 09, 2018, 06:54:39 PM

As much as I dislike Heath, purely as a bodybuilder, Dickerson is the absolute worst Mr. Olympia winner. Decades later and I still don’t get it. Looks like shit in every and any photograph.

One year I was in attendance at an O and Chris sashayed out and began singing opera. I swear, I just wanted to self-immolate right then and there. Polesmoking flamethrower in a tuxedo bellowing. Just dreadful. First few rows getting pelted with gobs of manbatter blowing out his carkgobbler.

only two types of people actually go to the olympia, the contestants and schmoes

Fortress · « **Reply #1017 on:** November 10, 2018, 10:48:13 PM »

Quote from: hardgainerj on November 10, 2018, 08:21:59 PM

only two types of people actually go to the olympia, the contestants and schmoes

And journalists.

DooM_ · « **Reply #1018 on:** November 11, 2018, 03:34:43 AM »

Quote from: 6 Reps on October 20, 2018, 07:48:00 AM

Schmoe’in is timeless.

Steve Reeves here, with schmoe on his knee in front, and second schmoe standing on a box.

he slimmed down a lot for his movie roles

mphgrove · « **Reply #1019 on:** November 11, 2018, 06:19:11 AM »

Quote from: Fortress on November 10, 2018, 10:48:13 PM

And journalists.

And the journalists are on their knees with cameras in hotel rooms.

herne · « **Reply #1020 on:** November 11, 2018, 01:50:29 PM »

Fortress · « **Reply #1021 on:** November 11, 2018, 02:33:21 PM »

Quote from: mphgrove on November 11, 2018, 06:19:11 AM

And the journalists are on their knees with cameras in hotel rooms.

Apparently you’ve been privy to some activities I have not.

You can keep them to yourself.

mphgrove · « **Reply #1022 on:** November 12, 2018, 05:39:54 AM »

Quote from: Fortress on November 11, 2018, 02:33:21 PM

Apparently you’ve been privy to some activities I have not.

You can keep them to yourself.

No way to do that. Not referring to the majority of bodybuilding journalists. Just some of the types who may be all over this Board. Simply referring to the Muscletime flavor, like in the Paco hotel video near by. These guys certainly would call themselves journalists of the sport.

6 Reps · « **Reply #1023 on:** November 19, 2018, 09:51:23 AM »

This photo fascinates me. Did the kid grow up to be a hardcore bodybuilder? Or did he grow up to be a schmoe?

Fortress · « **Reply #1024 on:** November 19, 2018, 10:07:50 AM »

Quote from: 6 Reps on November 19, 2018, 09:51:23 AM

This photo fascinates me. Did the kid grow up to be a hardcore bodybuilder? Or did he grow up to be a schmoe?

Creepy junior schmoe right there.

Arnold’s soaping his balls and this tiny turd is peeking around the lockers trying to catch a glimpse of The Oak’s ass.

“Hey! Can I grab a pic?!”

*Arnie’s standing there holding a towel in front of his dong*