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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2375 on: December 19, 2025, 02:38:00 PM »
No pot belly there!!! 



30 inch waist right there.



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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2376 on: December 19, 2025, 02:45:05 PM »
Getbig need him


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2377 on: December 19, 2025, 02:46:07 PM »
A Getbigger needs to make a Bhanks’ wardrobe list much like the medical ailments list. It’ll be much shorter but just as satisfying

Be sure to include red cargos (w/ belt), indoor hat collection, Christmas pajama pants (worn in July) and SC powerlifting suit (during world record attempt)

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2378 on: December 19, 2025, 03:02:01 PM »
what's with the 2 boils/ cysts on Hankins right shin?

115- shin cysts
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2379 on: December 19, 2025, 04:18:31 PM »
what's with the 2 boils/ cysts on Hankins right shin?

115- shin cysts

Staph infection.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2380 on: December 19, 2025, 07:22:14 PM »
A Getbigger needs to make a Bhanks’ wardrobe list much like the medical ailments list. It’ll be much shorter but just as satisfying

Be sure to include red cargos (w/ belt), indoor hat collection, Christmas pajama pants (worn in July) and SC powerlifting suit (during world record attempt)

Don't forget the "who wore it better" thong and that stupid flag shirt he wore to the rehab presentation

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2381 on: December 19, 2025, 08:14:55 PM »
Don't forget the "who wore it better" thong and that stupid flag shirt he wore to the rehab presentation

I remember he was dressed especially well for his wedding. Came in nice and bloated for the wedding too.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2382 on: December 19, 2025, 10:21:50 PM »

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2383 on: December 19, 2025, 11:47:54 PM »


That was not the video of someone who truly is as secure as they would want you to think.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2384 on: December 19, 2025, 11:55:13 PM »
How do you afford your opulent lifestyle?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2385 on: December 20, 2025, 12:39:24 AM »
Life is going so great he suspended his own Facebook account.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2386 on: December 20, 2025, 12:41:10 AM »
Having five chickens is quite the flex.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2387 on: December 20, 2025, 12:44:00 AM »
Having five chickens is quite the flex.

Does Em have to stay behind and feed them while he's off snowboarding?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2388 on: December 20, 2025, 01:10:18 AM »


he has all that but not the respect of getbiggers which seems to be the only thing that really matters to him

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2389 on: December 20, 2025, 01:13:43 AM »




Sheeeeeiiit! Hankins is throwing down. Looks like the only way to settle this is in da cage. Surely Brian is willing to travel a couple of hours at the most to prove his superiority once and for all!


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2390 on: December 20, 2025, 01:17:12 AM »
he has all that but not the respect of getbiggers which seems to be the only thing that really matters to him
i just think it´s sad that his whole existence revolves around the Internet

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2391 on: December 20, 2025, 01:18:47 AM »
i just think it´s sad that his whole existence revolves around the Internet Getbig

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2392 on: December 20, 2025, 02:04:38 AM »
hahaha

19 inch neck of peace!

sooooooooooo hes just got his law scholarship. haha. I thought the issue wasn't getting in, it was funding- and yet now hes announcing he has a scholarship- he had one before but couldnt pay for it. Funding is not sent out in december for next year is it?

Lying woman beating fantasist.

Its funny he is now spending his time doing videos to a site he will never be allowed back to.

19 inch neck.

Always remember

if you are lighter than him - you are scrawny
if you are heavier- you are obese

in reality brian boatloads the gear to look like he doesnt train. keep on trucking hankins you pot bellied platic surgery bitch.
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2393 on: December 20, 2025, 03:19:10 AM »
Looks like an unhealthy man in his mid-50s, facially. Getting that old bulldog chewing a wasp look.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2394 on: December 20, 2025, 03:26:40 AM »
he has all that but not the respect of getbiggers which seems to be the only thing that really matters to him
That’s exactly what I was thinking as I watched that.He is so obsessed with this place that he had to make a video to say he doesn’t care about it.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2395 on: December 20, 2025, 03:46:36 AM »
material things are great.... retard has zero self respect, gets no respect, no confidence, no morals, no balls, no humility, no muscle, no strength, scared to fight men and is a 4th degree drug addict that looks like hes been chewed up and shit out... lets not forget, in the words of Tony Soprano... HES A FAAAAAAG! lol nice life.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2396 on: December 20, 2025, 04:00:30 AM »
Looks like an unhealthy man in his mid-50s, facially. Getting that old bulldog chewing a wasp look.

He looks like that Smaev guy in the face

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2397 on: December 20, 2025, 04:15:07 AM »


Brian, you really need to put some effort into creating a proper setup for your videos. When Josh filmed his, he had a strong, commanding presence. Partly because of the cool Seinfeld artwork nicely displayed behind him. In comparison, just propping pictures on top of your window frame comes across as tacky and halfhearted. Take the time to buy a proper frame and hang it up yourself. Show a bit more care and professionalism, and your audience will start taking you more seriously.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2399 on: December 20, 2025, 04:40:22 AM »


is that a vape, lighter, or crack pipe in his lap?  FUCKIN ADDICT HAHAHAHA