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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4775 on: June 28, 2026, 03:51:12 PM »
The love between our Bhanky and his missus is eternal.

If so, the local cops know for sure. Guys don’t stop that.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4776 on: June 28, 2026, 04:20:45 PM »
If so, the local cops know for sure. Guys don’t stop that.

I’m remaining hopeful that he changed his ways after running into the priest from the Exorcist at that drug addicts anonymous meeting

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4777 on: June 28, 2026, 04:51:54 PM »
I’m remaining hopeful that he changed his ways after running into the priest from the Exorcist at that drug addicts anonymous meeting
You are referring to the meeting where Hankins pigged out on all the finger food like a homeless man that had not eaten in weeks embarrassing his wife?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4778 on: June 28, 2026, 05:01:44 PM »
You are referring to the meeting where Hankins pigged out on all the finger food like a homeless man that had not eaten in weeks embarrassing his wife?




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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4779 on: June 28, 2026, 08:53:30 PM »
The Bhankster has to pass a stressed EKG to get his boxing license or whatever this is.

Imagine his heart rate when they stress him.

What’s sad is that he is going to fail the test and he is currently in the best shape of his life.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4780 on: June 28, 2026, 09:54:21 PM »
I’m remaining hopeful that he changed his ways after running into the priest from the Exorcist at that drug addicts anonymous meeting

The preacher from Poltergeist you mean?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4781 on: June 28, 2026, 09:55:07 PM »
The Bhankster has to pass a stressed EKG to get his boxing license or whatever this is.

Imagine his heart rate when they stress him.

What’s sad is that he is going to fail the test and he is currently in the best shape of his life.

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1D13tKnJCX/?mibextid=wwXIfr

Unfortunately he has no boxing skills.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4782 on: June 29, 2026, 06:06:33 AM »
Unfortunately he has no boxing skills.
He has no skills at anything.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4783 on: June 29, 2026, 02:10:45 PM »
The preacher from Poltergeist you mean?

Thank you! I knew that didn’t sound right. And thank you Caliber Grocers for catering this event!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4784 on: June 29, 2026, 02:17:35 PM »
His punches look like they're in slow motion.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4785 on: June 29, 2026, 02:46:01 PM »
Thank you! I knew that didn’t sound right. And thank you Caliber Grocers for catering this event!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4786 on: June 29, 2026, 02:46:08 PM »
His punches look like they're in slow motion.

That’s probably because they are. He most likely slowed them down x10 in the 8 monitor editing room, so you can marvel at his technique. Real-time probably looks like a cloud of fists like in cartoons

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4787 on: June 29, 2026, 03:12:14 PM »
He has no skills at anything.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4788 on: June 30, 2026, 04:44:46 AM »
Fat dumb weak ugly drug-addict bum

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4789 on: June 30, 2026, 05:04:19 AM »
''I was too old to go into the Army at 25. I was too old to have a kid at 42. I am too old to start boxing at 48. I am way too damn old to start Law School. I am just going to do it anyway.
I never got any Army or need based education benefits or loans or scholarships the first time around. Tired of paying for everyone else. Accepted my government cheese today Finally getting my 40 acres and a mule. Joke is on them I will be dead before I pay back these student loans.''

''I have nothing to gain by promoting any BS. I have never charged anyone a penny for any diet or exercise advise. I have never even told anyone to do what I do. I merely share what I do. I have even offered to personally train dozens of people over the last 3 decades for free. No one has ever accepted a single workout. So now my son gets my knowledge. He is an absolutely athletic freak the world is not yet ready. The Kid trains 3 times a day when he is with me.''


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4790 on: June 30, 2026, 05:08:27 AM »
Let’s hope he gets in the ring.  Someone with halfway decent hand eye coordination is going to beat the shit out of him.  Should make for some great gifs!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4791 on: June 30, 2026, 05:10:42 AM »
"Nobody has accepted a single workout"

Hahaha I wonder why you stupid fucking moron.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4792 on: June 30, 2026, 05:14:51 AM »
''The Kid trains 3 times a day when he is with me.''

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4793 on: June 30, 2026, 05:25:07 AM »
''The Kid trains 3 times a day when he is with me.''

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4794 on: June 30, 2026, 05:42:36 AM »
''Notice he kept his hands on the bar he didn’t take a full impact.''

''He put a frozen steak on his forehead between sets.''

''He is literally the strongest 6 year old bench presser in history.''

''He arms and back and shoulders are twice the size of kids his age. His ligaments and tendons are massive. He is barrel chested already with big shoulders even his legs are thicker than the other kids. The training he has done has already structurally changed him for life''

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4795 on: June 30, 2026, 05:54:07 AM »
''Notice he kept his hands on the bar he didn’t take a full impact.''

''He put a frozen steak on his forehead between sets.''

''He is literally the strongest 6 year old bench presser in history.''

''He arms and back and shoulders are twice the size of kids his age. His ligaments and tendons are massive. He is barrel chested already with big shoulders even his legs are thicker than the other kids. The training he has done has already structurally changed him for life''
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The kids a fat little fucker. Just like daddy was

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4796 on: June 30, 2026, 05:54:34 AM »
''I was too old to go into the Army at 25. I was too old to have a kid at 42. I am too old to start boxing at 48. I am way too damn old to start Law School. I am just going to do it anyway.
I never got any Army or need based education benefits or loans or scholarships the first time around. Tired of paying for everyone else. Accepted my government cheese today Finally getting my 40 acres and a mule. Joke is on them I will be dead before I pay back these student loans.''




How are unsubsidized loans government cheese?  It's just borrowing money.  They'll take his house and his shitty Rogue plates if he doesn't pay it back.

It's all a lie anyway, posting some screenshot with no ID that he found on the internet (probably Reddit)

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4797 on: June 30, 2026, 07:00:11 AM »
''I was too old to go into the Army at 25. I was too old to have a kid at 42. I am too old to start boxing at 48. I am way too damn old to start Law School. I am just going to do it anyway.
I never got any Army or need based education benefits or loans or scholarships the first time around. Tired of paying for everyone else. Accepted my government cheese today Finally getting my 40 acres and a mule. Joke is on them I will be dead before I pay back these student loans.''

''I have nothing to gain by promoting any BS. I have never charged anyone a penny for any diet or exercise advise. I have never even told anyone to do what I do. I merely share what I do. I have even offered to personally train dozens of people over the last 3 decades for free. No one has ever accepted a single workout. So now my son gets my knowledge. He is an absolutely athletic freak the world is not yet ready. The Kid trains 3 times a day when he is with me.''



So now 25 is old (in what world) and 42 ,which is actually a common year to a have third child, is old too.

How he could compare boxing or going to law school as an old broken down man is preposterous.

He makes up for this error with his constant generosity to train others, including his world champion son though. Just the fact that he noticed his son’s natural tendency to be want to lift weights is impressive. It’s clear his son is gifted and with an accomplished and experienced coach like Bhanky the sky is the limit.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4798 on: June 30, 2026, 07:15:16 AM »
Bhanky's future economic security is guaranteed.
His law degree will provide him with an extremely lucrative career as a top-tier attorney.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4799 on: June 30, 2026, 07:18:39 AM »

The kids a fat little fucker. Just like daddy was

Glad to see people are noticing, kid's getting heavy in a bad way to chase that 6 year old powerlifting record ::)  :-\.